Funny Bar Signs

Trust me, you can dance.
— Beer

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

I’ll trade you my air conditioning for your sobriety.

Pubs — the official sunblock of Ireland.

What I do when I am blacked out drunk is none of my business.

Alcohol — because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Due to physical violence, Shit-Faced Mondays has been canceled.

Roses are red
Beer is great
Poems are hard
Beer!

Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean . . .
against bars, chairs, tables and poles.

Hungry? We will feed you.
Thirsty? We will get you drunk.
Lonely? We will get you drunk.
Is everything okay?
Yes        No

Come in and have a drink!

Buy one beer for the price of two and get one beer free!

Free beer
Topless Bartenders and
False Advertising

Happy birthday!
(One in 365 people will think this sign is spooky)

Booze
Food
Fun

Real Life

New! Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos
Not served here, but we do have beer.

You can’t buy happiness.
But you can buy beer, and that’s almost the same thing.

Save the planet!
It’s the only one with beer.

Bad decisions make great stories.

Alcohol may not solve your problems
But neither will water or milk.